Rawkward - Life's What You Make It Lyrics

Hannah Montana told me, "life's what you make it"
So I thought, "what do I wanna make of life?"
I wanna get on stage, do the hip hop hooray
Plus a little take my wife
Hannah Montana told me, "life's what you make it"
So I thought, "what do I wanna make of life?"
I wanna get on stage, do the hip hop hooray
Plus a little take my wife

I'm just a stand-up guy
With a knickitty knack for rhymes
And the biggest of appetites
So please forgive if I snatch the mic
I
Kick it like sand in eyes
I
Spit 'cause I plan to shine
And still won't quit
When I pass my prime
As long as I live I'mma act alive

I'm a student to hip hop
I'm a student to comedy
I'm a student to life
But that's not all that I wanna be
No, I wanna be
On the screen
Quite honestly
I wanna be
Bigger than the breast augmentee
On Dolly P.
Which we all have seen
And probably
Thought at least
Subconsciously
About fondling
Whoa, sorry, please
Pardon me
Is it wrong of me
To vomit these
Odd obscene
Thoughts I think on a beat?
My apologies!
Maybe I oughtta keep em under lock and key
Maybe I ougtta be another thoughtless sheep
Keep myself in line and just march in sync
But I can't help it I need my art to speak
I can't follow the crowd, I need my heart to lead
So now I'm walking a route where people gawk at me
While I talk to myself 'cause I'm an awkward freak
But when I drop this heat
I feel like I'mma a beast

I'm just a stand-up guy
With a knickitty knack for rhymes
And the biggest of appetites
So please forgive if I snatch the mic
I
Kick it like sand in eyes
I
Spit 'cause I plan to shine
And still won't quit
When I pass my prime
As long as I live I'mma act alive
'Cause

Hannah Montana told me, "life's what you make it"
So I thought, "what do I wanna make of life?"
I wanna get on stage, do the hip hop hooray
Plus a little take my wife
Hannah Montana told me, "life's what you make it"
So I thought, "what do I wanna make of life?"
I wanna get on stage, do the hip hop hooray
Plus a little take my wife

We're out here with comedian, rapper
Human being
Human being
Yes
Rawkward
Yup
Rawkward, what people want to know is
How did you get into stand-up comedy?
Well, uh

See I studied the goats
Learned how to structure a joke
Hit the stage with a page
A lil' something I wrote
Palms sweaty, arms heavy
And a lump in my throat
My heart pumpin' the most
But I said f*ck it, lets go
And I was stuttering so much
F*ckin' the flow up
Mumbling most of
My set, getting no love
But I left there unscathed
Went home to edit the page
Tried again and I slayed
Since then I've been on my way, ay!

But guy, but guy, before we any further
I just gotta say
I love stand-up comedy
But my first true love was...
A conniving bitch
But that's besides the point
No, my first true love was Hip-Hop
And how did you get into that?

Well, I studied the goats
Learned how to structure a flow
Hit the tube to get some views
But still my buzz didn't grow
Well, it did a little then it dwindled
Easy come, easy go
But I had something to show
Knew what I busted was dope
So I went back to the lab
Pulled out a pen and a pad
Not to write me a rap
But to devise me a plan
Said I'mma learn to make beats
Then I'll return the scene
Fully immersed in this thing
And now I'm servin' up heat, yeet!

I'm just a stand-up guy
With a knickitty knack for rhymes
And the biggest of appetites
So please forgive if I snatch the mic
I
Kick it like sand in eyes
I
Spit 'cause I plan to shine
And still won't quit
When I pass my prime
As long as I live I'mma act alive

But, uh, if you're still not convinced
If I have yet to win you over
Bust it

I hear opportunity and beats knockin'
Stay following my dreams
So you could say I'm sleepwalkin'
Flow off the chain, so off the chain like a cheap locket
Open up the rapper, get bars and I don't mean chocolate
I spit and shine all the time, man, I don't need polish
I don't just spit, you know I'm sick, that's why I sneeze vomit
Told Ash and Brock, I'm blastin' off, just like Team Rocket
So hit the line if you tryna get some things poppin'
Of course by things I mean cherries
Gimme a ring, not to marry
I'll make you scream, like it's scary
You scream, I scream, Ben and Jerry's
Split at the seams, you'll be tearing
Might make ya bleed, call you Carrie
Got shaving cream if it's harry
No fuzzy peach, no strawberries
No neighbourhood ho
Could put her hands in my sweater
Could put her hands on my cheddar
I'll put her hands in the shredder
'Cause she been smashin' whoever
Scratchin' her nether
Regions 'cause she got a rash you fin to catch if sex her
So don't do it!

Hannah Montana told me, "life's what you make it"
So I thought, "what do I wanna make of life?"
I wanna get on stage, do the hip hop hooray
Plus a little take my wife
Hannah Montana told me, "life's what you make it"
So I thought, "what do I wanna make of life?"
I wanna get on stage, do the hip hop hooray
Plus a little take my wife

I'm just a stand-up guy
With a knickitty knack for rhymes
And the biggest of appetites
So please forgive if I snatch the mic
I
Kick it like sand in eyes
I
Spit 'cause I plan to shine
And still won't quit
When I pass my prime
As long as I live I'mma act alive