Rawdog Evans - No. 1 Song Lyrics

I don't know what to do I've got to take a poo
But I can't while I'm in public
Even at home if I'm not home alone
I gotta keep the water running
Cause I don't want anybody
To hear my number two sounds
They say everybody poops
But I know when I'm being lied to

Holy shit you look great I couldn't wait for this date
But I'm in pain my tummy's rumbling
So I over explain bowels and heart twisting in shame
I'm just imaging you leaving
But you look at me and say, "Oh my god same
And also in a right now, kind of same"

So we laugh and we eat the other half
Order of garlic knots and we crack
The second bottle of wine
Without foreshadowing it'd seem like a good time
I'm not even gonna get up to take a pee
It seems like you are doing the same thing as me
Even though it is a shared anxiety
If we took too long what would the other think
We'd be like, "Oh my god I totally didn't poop"
Even though we told eachother we had to poop
Looks like we'll agree to end the night early
So we can both go home alone

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Poop