Kick in the door like it's Taco Tuesday
Red suit swords out bad guy soufflé
Chimichangas in my pockets attitude Sassy
Shoot first joke later oh that's classy
X-Men won't claim me Avengers say nah
I make Wolverine look like a delicate spa
Healing factor poppin' I can't be stopped
Drop me in a blender still come out on top
Who's that freak in the red and black
Breaking the wall never looking back
Guns go boom bad guys go splat
Merc with a Mouth yeah I'm built like that
From comics to movies games and more
Dropped in Fortnite racked up a score
Got my own film then I crashed the box
Told Fox to shove it now I'm running with the lot
Cable lookin' grumpy yeah lighten up dude
You got time travel go get a new mood
Spandex tight but I make it work
Ask Vanessa yeah she'll confirm
Who's that freak in the red and black
Breaking the wall never looking back
Guns go boom bad guys go splat
Merc with a Mouth yeah I'm built like that
Fought Taskmaster slapped Thanos too
Juggernaut's big Pfft been there dude
Spidey's my bestie (no he don't agree)
But deep down yeah he loves me
Swords go slice bullets go bang
Got a unicorn plush and a boombox jam
Regeneratin' degenerate ugly as sin
But I still get dates and I always win
D-Pooly pullin' up in a Hello Kitty van
Shot a bad guy then I hit a lil' dance
Got my own show nah but I'm still elite
Mickey won't let me guess I'm too street
Roll with Domino lady luck in stride
Hit a headshot blindfolded guess who died
Got beef with Death Thanos caught me slackin
But I stole his girl now he overreactin
Crashed the MCU guess who's back
Ryan in the suit and I'm talkin' smack
Script in my hand nah I throw that out
Freestylin' plots makin' Mickey Mouse shout
Fourth wall shatter no canon to follow
Every bad script yeah I rewrite tomorrow
Fought myself in X-Men Origins trash
Now I got a new flick time to bring the clash
Jumped out the comic ran off the page
Now I run laps on the Hollywood stage
PG-13 Man y'all too tame
Gimme that R let me spark some flames
Met Spider-Verse left 'em all shook
Tried to call Miles he left me on seen look
Hit up Moon Knight crazy like me
We both talk to voices best therapy
Last verse nah I don't do The End
Sequel bait life yeah run it again
Disney got me so I'm stuck in this ride
At least I ain't Hulk his movies all died
Wade Winston Wilson write that down
Mouth runnin' wild yeah I run this town
Deadpool in a tux yeah I got that drip
Deadpool in a dress yeah I own that fit
Disney bought me oh that's sweet
Mouse ears on but I still delete
Who's that freak in the red and black
Breaking the wall never looking back
Guns go boom bad guys go splat
Merc with a Mouth yeah I'm built like that