Rare Oddity - Am I a Smurf ? Lyrics

Why do smurf's hats look like a baby's cock

Smurfs are weird I have so many questions ( why are you blue ? )
Are their names assigned at birth or earned ( like where'd you get them hats )
Because their names are their personalities ( what's up with that ? )
And that just seems so weird to me

Am I a Smurf or is it just a phase ?
Am I a Smurf or is it just a phase ?
Are you a Smurf or is it just my taste ?
Are we all smurfs in this smurfing world ?
I'm not sure at all

Is Brainy actually that smart ( how'd he learn his maths ? )
Or do Smurfs all have the same IQ ( that just can't be true )
Does Smurfette have a personality ( is she on the family tree ? )
Or is being a woman more than eyes can see

Am I a Smurf or is it just a phase ?
Am I a Smurf or is it just a phase ?
Are you a Smurf or is it just my taste ?
Are we all smurfs in this smurfing world ?
I'm not sure at all

Why am I a Smurf ?
Why am I a Smurf ?
Why are we all Smurfs ?
Why is Papa Smurf so f*cking old ?

Am I a Smurf or is it just a phase ?
Am I a Smurf or is it just a phase ?
Are you a Smurf or is it just my taste ?
Are we all smurfs in this smurfing world ?

Am I a Smurf or is it just a phase ?
Am I a Smurf or is it just a phase ?
Are you a Smurf or is it just my taste ?
Are we all smurfs in this smurfing world ?
I'm not sure at all

I love you Smurfette