Rap the Scoop - Trump’s Tariff Policy Confuses Allies Lyrics

Yo, Trump's back with a tariff attack,
Allies confused, man, they're feelin' the slack.
EU and Japan, they're scratchin' their heads,
Trade war brewin', yeah, that's what they dread.
White House says it's for the red, white, and blue,
But economists shoutin', "Yo, this ain't cool!"
Markets shakin', stocks takin' a dive,
Global trade's on the line, can it survive?
Tariffs up, allies down, world's spinnin' round,
Confusion in the air, can't find solid ground.
Diplomats hustlin', tryin' to make sense,
But Trump's playin' hard, no defense.
EU's cryin' foul, sayin' WTO rules,
Japan's economy, man, they ain't fools.
Retaliation talk, yeah, it's gettin' real,
Trade deficit's the goal, but what's the deal?
America First, that's the battle cry,
But allies feelin' like they're hung out to dry.
Economists warnin', "This could get messy,"
Global markets tremblin', feelin' kinda testy.
Tariffs up, allies down, world's spinnin' round,
Confusion in the air, can't find solid ground.
Diplomats hustlin', tryin' to make sense,
But Trump's playin' hard, no defense.
Yo, it's a trade game, but who's gonna win?
Allies or Trump, where do we begin?
Diplomacy's key, but the lines are blurred,
World's watchin' close, every single word.
Tariffs on the table, world's on edge,
Allies in the dark, standin' on the ledge.
Trump's makin' moves, but at what cost?
Global trade's the game, and we're all lost.