It's election year, it's that time folks, step right up, step right up, pick a clown, pick a clown, any clown
It's election year, cast your vote today, pick a clown
They gave me option A or B, said which will it be
I told them C, none of the above
Choice an illusion if both options boo-boo
That's why I can't f*ck with either one, uh-uh
I say I can't vote for that, can't vote for that, can't vote for that, not that
I can't vote for that, can't vote for that, nope, nope, not that
A heavy load needs a collective lift
I get introspective and drift reflecting on my own neglected gifts
Brainstorming ways to come up, and coming up with ways to patch the rips
Alas the vote is in
Caucuses can't talk across the aisle, it's a big ass rift
The next puppet on trial for fraud, thought he was rich
Felons dwelling in a presidential residence
Can't kiss a frog and make him a prince
No use in dressing a pig, if it's just gon' f*ck around in shit
Closet doggie style, homophobes banning queers from getting hitched
Meanwhile, getting they cheeks beat between the files
Bill's under the desk, wild contradictions
No more Team America World Police on Normandy beaches
Cease the war games we playin defense
Reinstate Roe v. Wade and explain how Congress remains
Less diverse than the rest of the nation, it's systemic
If you presentin A or B, I'm choosing AOC
Or just C, none of the above
Choice an illusion in both options, boo-boo
That's why I can't f*ck with either one, uh-uh
I say I can't vote for that, can't vote for that, can't vote for that, not that
I can't vote for that, can't vote for that, nope, nope, not that
This here's a proper diss track
I only voted for O cause he was from Chicago and black
Most candidates are wack, whole gander sick
Lesser of two evils, take a pick, can't separate the wolf from the pack
Regardless, mogs be hard-pressed asking, did you vote this time
Your ancestors gon' haunt you at night for wasting civil rights, for your right to vote, they died
Why you sticking your nose in mine?
You did and ain't get shit but a sticker
What are you, five? Chile here's a sucker, get to licking
Democrats jive, trolling the rates for votes, promises broke
Besides, you wanted to feel the burn but got spurned
For a less invested jester, is that all we deserve
Ain't a person on earth who concerns being heard
No matter who serves, they get curved
Put your faith in these nerds, that's why they campaign in churches, you heard
They gave me option A or B, said which will it be
I told them C, none of the above
Choice an illusion, if both options boo-boo
That's why I can't f*ck with either one, uh-uh
I say I can't vote for that, can't vote for that, can't vote for that, not that
I can't vote for that, can't vote for that, nope, nope, not that