RANGER JACK - Animals Do Most Anything, Pt. 1 Lyrics

What animal do you want to be?
What do you want to be?
What animal do you want to be?
What do you want to be?
On a horse sat a saddle and on that sat a camel
And on that who can make any sense?
But the camel rode the horsey
On the track around the coursey
'Til of course, he scared the horse who jumped the fence
They say, there once was goat who could float like a boat
'Cause his tail was as thick as a tree
So, he jumped off the pier
You can see him from here
It's a tale of the tail out to sea
Animals speak! Animals sing!
Animals do most anything!
Animals speak! Animals sing!
Animals do most anything!
What animal do you want to be?
What do you want to be?
What animal do you want to be?
What do you want to be?
Stuck was a skunk in an elephant's trunk
As long as the elephant stunk
But when trunk like a nose
Needs a blowin' arose
Guess who fell out with a plunk
It's true, I once fed my pony some delicious minestrone
She thanked me and asked me for more
So I brought her some hay
And some oats on a tray
But with a neigh they were thrown on the floor
Animals speak! Animals sing!
Animals do most anything!
Animals speak! Animals sing!
Animals do most anything!
What animal do you want to be?
What do you want to be?
What animal do you want to be?
What do you want to be?
On a bus, what a fuss made hippopotamus
Her clothes fit her never quite right
She complained more and more
As we shopped store to store
What a mess! This dress is too tight
I hear, the girls of the squirrels were setting their curls
While thinking of getting a perm
But from now until then
They must do them again
Their decision is not very firm
Animals speak! Animals sing!
Animals do most anything!
Animals speak! Animals sing!
Animals do most anything!
What animal do you want to be?
What do you want to be?
What animal do you want to be?
What do you want to be?
An abalone, so phony, he is full of bologna
A spectacle most cannot stand
He will prance around town
While wearing a crown
And pretend he's the king of the land
You know, the bill of a pelican holds more than his belly
Can you guess the amount it can store?
You could shop for a week
And still be in his beak
It's as big as a grocery store
Animals speak! Animals sing!
Animals do most anything!
Animals speak! Animals sing!
Animals do most anything!