Ever see a man who got no brains?
Take a little look at me
When I talk, I mumble
When I walk, I stumble
Dumb as I can be
And you can
Pin the tail on the donkey
She took me for a ride
Yes you can pin the tail on the donkey
'Cause while I was all aglow
That lyin' so-and-so
Did me dirt and left me low
She poked a hole right through my pride
Anybody got a cryin' towel?
Shed a little tear for me
Feelin' like a dumb cluck
Stupid as a dump truck
Foolish as can be
So you can
Pin the tail on the donkey
She took me for a ride
Yes you can pin the tail on the donkey
'Cause while I was all aglow
That lyin' so-and-so
Did me dirt and left me low
She poked a hole right through my pride
If I start to fall in love again
Knock a little sense in me
I'd just end up losing
Get another bruising
Like before, you see,
And you can
Pin the tail on the donkey
She took me for a ride
Yes you can pin the tail on the donkey
'Cause while I was all aglow
That lyin' so-and-so
Did me dirt and left me low
She poked a hole right through my pride