Boy I'm so country need a walk-in freezer
I'm just Saiyan I could defeat Freiza
I'm a germaphobe, man, I'm killin' these amoebas
Bouncin' on these balls, yeah, she thinks she's Serena
Flyer than a Griffin, so she up on my peter
She wanna go see me, cause I look like Justin Bieber for real
Baby girl, I never split the bill
Randy ain't Howie Mandel and I do it with no deal
Please don't be surprised when that boy start speakin' creole
Threw up pale with water, boy, I look like Jack and Jill
Ay, ay, ay, ay, I'm the king up in these hills
Always in a pickle, man, I feel like I am dill
Keep that dumb shit up, and you gon' start feelin' ill
Harvard be my alma mater if I never took no pills
Ay, ay, I'm just bein' real
Never had to steal, cause I always pay the bills
Well except that one time I was geekin' out for real
Can't put into words how terrible I feel
On my step 4 shit, man, I file appeal Comin' up to shockin' them like an electric eel
Shaqaroni when I'm saucing Randy be O'neal
I been workin' like some livestock, I think I need some cornmeal
I went to your wedding and made you the third wheel
Going pinhead put you on a pinwheel
Finn clean the game up, then leave it vacuum sealed
Ay, Randy Clark Kent, yeah, I be the man of steel
She on that acid but she needs some Amino
Shawty got me flashin' in and out, just like a strobe
Boy, I'm on your head, get yo' ass a f*ckin stroke
It wasn't a joke, I was stuck like stick and poke
She on that acid but she needs some Amino
Shawty got me flashin' in and out, just like a strobe
Boy, I'm on your head, get yo' ass a f*ckin stroke
It wasn't a joke, I was stuck like stick and poke
I'm back for the bread, bitch, you better get my loaf
She from Atlanta, I know she be off the Coke
In yo' neck of the woods, yeah, Randy Al Roke
I'm just out here fixing all the shit that I had broke
Randy be a Jackson, yeah, I'm goin' Tito
I'm a different person, yeah, I kill my ego
Randy goin' Jafar, calm yourself Iago Yeah, she be my moon, askin' where the star go