Randy Cade - Monster Truck Man Lyrics

I'm a Monster Truck Man

I drive over normal cars
And crush 'em like tin cans

I'm not a NASCAR MAN

That sports' just for pussies, they can't do what I can
I'm a monster truck man
I'm a monster truck-in man

I go where other trucks can't go
I know roads that they don't know
I crush stuff that they can't climb
Got this truck and it's all mine

I ride around drinkin a beer
I make roads when roads ain't there
I stop where I want any ol' time
This road ain't yours it's mine

This truck cost as much, as a room at Fort Knox
Other guys can't drive it cuz they got small... parts
I drive over busses at red stop lights
I gotta Monster truck... wanna fight?

I'm a monster truck man
I'm a monster truck man
I drive where- ever I can
And that's everywhere I find

I go where other trucks can't go
I wreck stuff that dynamite can't blow
I get high... from smashin' shit
My truck keeps a-crushin' and I can't stop it

Monster Truck
Oh... Mah Monster Truck
It's worth about... a million bucks
It's much higher, than other trucks
I'm a monster truck man... oh yeah