Randy Cade - I Made the Whole Thing Up Lyrics

I was a Major in the Air Force, chased UFO's all over the sky
I was a race car driver, a crack whore for the FBI
There has never been a life like this, never such a guy
I made the whole thing up (stop) but I didn't lie

I got a Bachelor's from Harvard & a Yale PHD
I found a cure for cancer & I gave the formula away for free
I took me some oxygen & turned it into limitless energy
It's impossible to be as accomplished as someone like me

But you know I made the whole thing up
I made the whole thing up, I made the whole thing up
But I didn't lie

I've been a pirate & a poet, a president a a rock star & a king
I took water & waste & dirt & turned it into platinum bling
I bought all of Wall Street but dumped the whole damn thing
Why do I need money, I got the world on a string

But you know I made the whole thing up
I made the whole thing up, I made the whole thing up
But I didn't lie

I don't know who's listening, but I'll tell anyone
If you can't find me, it's cuz I'm out & on the run
Took an old Volkswagon, & I made it fly
Gotta go, cuz I made it all up, but I didn't lie

But you know I made the whole thing up
I made the whole thing up, I made the whole thing up
But I didn't lie I didn't lie I didn't lie