Randy Bamboo - My life coach Lyrics

Guess I've been behind the times
Not sure how maybe it was a sign
Time to reconsider make things right
Guess I needed some life advice
Someone to help my approach
She's right here my handy life coach
A few opinions with some bristle
Not afraid to use a whistle
Even my pinto beans got placed in quarantine
Lost my sweetener and deodorant in between
To track the daily instructions
And and maybe a reduction
Made a two inch cube
Yeah kinda small
A suggestion box I hung on the wall
Someone to help my approach
She's right here my handy life coach
Really didn't pay much attention
Until her sweet lips pulled me in
Began to listen when she came near
Surely it couldn't be too dangerous to hear
Pantry and fridge emptied out
Expiration issues no doubt
Made fun of my parmesan and beans
No way it was over for my sardines
Even my pinto beans got placed in quarantine
Lost my sweetener and deodorant in between
She's my number one advisor
Never been that much wiser
She's my soulmate and quite able
Makin' stained glass and bamboo tables
My new approach
My hot tamale life coach