Rancid Moose - The Legend Lyrics

In a world of sheep, there's one wolf...
No, f*ck that! One tiger!
Chuck! F*cking! Norris!

Roundhouse kick to reality's face
Chuck Norris rewrites time and space
My meds can't touch his beard's power
He counts to infinity every hour

Chuck! (Chuck!) F*cking! (F*cking!) Norris! (Norris!)
He's the cure for my psychosis!
Chuck! (Chuck!) F*cking! (F*cking!) Norris! (Norris!)
Reality bends to his will!

They say he can slam a revolving door
I say he karate chopped my padded cell open
Chuck doesn't sleep, he waits
Just like the voices in my head

Oh, Chuck, my hero, my guiding star
Your beard holds secrets of near and far
In my straight jacket, I ponder your might
Your roundhouse kicks keep me up at night

Did you know Chuck Norris can divide by zero?
I tried once... that's why I'm here
But Chuck, he does it for breakfast
Along with a bowl of railroad spikes and atomic bombs

Chuck! (Chuck!) F*cking! (F*cking!) Norris! (Norris!)
He's the cure for my psychosis!
Chuck! (Chuck!) F*cking! (F*cking!) Norris! (Norris!)
Reality bends to his will!

They say he can slam a revolving door
I say he karate chopped my padded cell open
Chuck doesn't sleep, he waits
Just like the voices in my head

They say he can slam a revolving door
I say he karate chopped my padded cell open
Chuck doesn't sleep, he waits
Just like the voices in my head

They say he can slam a revolving door
I say he karate chopped my padded cell open
Chuck doesn't sleep, he waits
Just like the voices in my head

They say he can slam a revolving door
I say he karate chopped my padded cell open
Chuck doesn't sleep, he waits
Just like the voices in my head

Chuck doesn't sleep, he waits
Just like the voices in my head

Oh, Chuck, my hero, my guiding star
Your beard holds secrets of near and far
In my straight jacket, I ponder your might
Your roundhouse kicks keep me up at night

Did you know Chuck Norris can divide by zero?
I tried once... that's why I'm here
But Chuck, he does it for breakfast
Along with a bowl of railroad spikes and atomic bombs

Chuck! (Chuck!) F*cking! (F*cking!) Norris! (Norris!)
He's the cure for my psychosis!
Chuck! (Chuck!) F*cking! (F*cking!) Norris! (Norris!)
Reality bends to his will!

They say Chuck Norris can hear sign language
Maybe he can hear the voices in my head
Chuck, if you're listening...
Help me... or maybe... teach me?

Chuck! F*cking! Norris!