Don't ask me to go out
I'm chillin' here on my couch
Bank app says "insufficient funds"
Looks like it's ramen for lunch
Swipe my card declined again
Can't even split the bill with friends
Netflix asks me for the fee
But I'm dodging subscriptions sneakily
I'm broke money zero
Wallet flat like a hero
Send donations help out friends
'Til payday saves me in the end
Landlord's callin' wants the rent
I say "You'll get it when it's sent"
Phone screen cracked can't afford repair
Guess I'll squint and hope it's fair
Bought some crypto thought I'd win
But it's tanking - joke's on him
Eatin' cereal with a fork
Still pretending life's a sport
I'm broke money zero
Living dreams cashless weirdo
Crowdfunding my next meal
Send me love - or at least a deal!
Amazon wishlist grows each night
Manifesting things left and right
I'd trade my soul for a pizza slice
Extra cheese? Yeah that'd be nice
So if you see me in the street
Let's skip the café - grab a seat
We'll laugh we'll talk keep it free
Just don't expect the bill from me
I'm broke money zero
But my spirit's still a hero
Send donations help out friends
'Til this overdraft finally ends!