Rad's Random - Here's to you. Lyrics

A little thing I wanted to point out
As a kid stephen was all about
Batman the gotham guardian guy
He would dress up with his cape
Pretty sure he thought he could fly

Something that I just learned
Robin as a girl she yearned
To marry the caped crusader
She never thought she'd savor
Like a dream come alive
Now here she stands
Bat stephen by her side

Congratulations are in order
For batman and his wife
Stephen and robin are
The new dynamic duo
Bringing their childhood
Dreams to life
Just like batman
Stephen is better with
A robin by his side

As the self proclaimed best man
And older brother number 2
I know its my job to
Break the ice with a joke
And poke fun at you
But I chose not to do this
On your special day
Because if I wanted to
I could just bring up gumby

Congratulations are in order
For batman slash gumby and his wife girl wonder
Stephen and robin are
The new dynamic duo
Replacing pokey with robin
For the rest of his life
Thats right robin
No givesies backsies

All jokes aside
Im so happy that the two of you
Found each other and formed a new
I never thought the day would come to pass
Where stephen would get off his ass
And find someone who makes him smile
We all thought he might be gay
And living in denial
Not in the closet but outside of it

Congratulations are in order
For not gay batman slash gumby and his wife girl wonder
Stephen and robin
The new dynamic duo
Assuring us hes not gay
You two are perfect for each other
I know this because its true
That if she can put up with you this long
We know shes just as messed up as you

Congratulations are in order
To our little brother and his wife
Our new sister in law
Stephen and robin
I love you both
On to the toast

Lets raise our glasses
To this newly married couple
Many happy years together
Stephen and robin
Heres to you
Heres to you