The Radio Runaway Project - Darth Dater Lyrics

I'm tall and dark and handsome
With a mask that's quite a charm
A single father on the prowl No need to raise alarm
I wield a saber red, my style is quite unique
I'm good with children though they make up half of my kill streak

You can't force love but I'll give it a try
If I can't force love then let the force be my guide

I am the chosen one, so why not choose me?
Looking for my queen to help me rule this galaxy
You can't force love but I'll give it a try
If I can't force love then let the force be my guide

My master's hideous, did I mention he's Darth Sidious? Order 66 was rough but my heart's still serious
You can call me Darth Dater, trying to rule us two
In this dating game I hope to find you

I am not your father, but you can call me daddy
You can have the high ground, cause I'm a bottom baddie
Obi-Wan might frown, but he doesn't understand
I'd do anything to prove myself, I'd even cut off my son's hand

I am the chosen one, so why not choose me?
Looking for my queen to help me rule this galaxy
You can't force love but I'll give it a try
If I can't force love then let the force be my guide

My past is dark, but my heart's full of might
I find my lack of dates disturbing tonight
You can ride in my TIE fighter, come back to my Death Star
Together we'll conquer all
We can even kill Jar Jar

You can't force love but I'll give it a try
If I can't force love then let the force be my guide

I am the chosen one, so why not choose me?
Looking for my queen to help me rule this galaxy
You can't force love but I'll give it a try
If I can't force love then let the force be my guide
Let the force be my guide