Rachoncomps - Erin and the drink of the gods Lyrics

Erin walked into the pub one day, as thirsty as could be,
He asked the barman with a grin, "A glass of water, please!"
The room went silent, all eyes on him, like he'd gone and lost his mind,
But the barman laughed and shook his head, "Lad, you'll need something more refined!".
Oh, have a pint of Guinness, it's the drink of Irish kings!
A sip of this dark magic, and you'll hear the angels sing
No water here, my friend, it's beer that makes you strong,
So raise your glass and drink with us, you'll soon be singing along!.
Erin took the barman's advice, and downed the frothy brew,
The taste was rich and bitter, but oh, it felt so true!
He felt a warmth within his soul, a glow from head to toe,
He shouted, "This is heaven's gift, how did I not know?".
Oh, have a pint of Guinness, it's the drink of Irish kings!
A sip of this dark magic, and you'll hear the angels sing
No water here, my friend, it's beer that makes you strong,
So raise your glass and drink with us, you'll soon be singing along!.
But as the night went on, my friend, poor Erin had one too many,
He danced and sang, and spun around, till his legs were feeling heavy
Then with a thud, he hit the floor, as the room began to sway,
The barman winked and softly said, "He'll be back another day!".
Oh, have a pint of Guinness, it's the drink of Irish kings!
A sip of this dark magic, and you'll hear the angels sing
No water here, my friend, it's beer that makes you strong,
So raise your glass and drink with us, you'll soon be singing along!.
Now Erin´s tale is famous, in every Irish town,
Of the lad who asked for water, but in Guinness he did drown
So if you're ever thirsty, and you don't know what to do,
Just remember Erin´s story, and order a pint or two!.
Oh, have a pint of Guinness, it's the drink of Irish kings!
A sip of this dark magic, and you'll hear the angels sing.
No water here, my friend, it's beer that makes you strong,
So raise your glass and drink with us, you'll soon be singing along!.