Where am I
Did you just say something to me
Who are you
Oops I'm talking to the TV
Where are my pills
I think I really have to pee
Never mind
You do the laundry anyway
It's five o'clock. The kids are playing in the street. They piss me off. God damn it children anger me
Every day, my ball sack's looking more like me. Medicate me before I get a disease
Good ol' me, good ol' me
Ain't been the same since 3 BC
Go insane, go insane
Teenagers point and laugh at me
Where am I
Did you just say something to me
Who are you
Oops I'm talking to the TV
Where are my pills
I think I really have to pee
Never mind
You do the laundry anyway
Oh whoopee. A senior discount at Arby's. Fifty cents. Gee I'm so glad I shit my pants
Every day, my ball sack's looking more like me. Medicate me before I get a disease
Good ol' me, good ol' me
Ain't been the same since 3BC
Least and last, least and last
Viagra helps me tap that ass