She wears a mini skirt like a dagger
And her lips, I only wish they'd kiss me faster
She's got her nicotine in her palm at all times
Too busy holding a round to ever hold mine
She loves to flirt with all the guys
To piss me off or make me watch, just makes me wanna die
Invited me out to Chinatown, sent me a fancy car
Was it all a facade, is it turning you on
Turning me off
Well
She, it's not a surprise to me
When you go and treat me mean
What am I supposed to do
I'll just sit here and take it in the corner of the room
Well
I, I'm not a perfect guy
Just wanted to do you right
I said that I'll be your dog
But now I'm crying in the corner of El Cid
You said that you got one
Throwin' your phone across the bar
(Yikes, I think you hit somebody)
Still don't know what I did to piss you off
Flirt so hard, but you'll never give it up
That's why it hurts so bad when you say that you're in love
(It's been three weeks what the f*ck)
She, it's not a surprise to me
When you go and treat me mean
What am I supposed to do
I'll just sit here and take it in the corner of the room
Well
I, I'm not a perfect guy
Just wanted to do you right
I said that I'll be your dog
But now I'm crying in the corner of El Cid
You said that you got one
You'll never sing like me
You'll never be like me
You said book my own shows, so I booked all the ones you go to
You'll never sing like me
You'll never be like me
You said book my own shows, so I booked all the ones you go to