Big, fat liars, tellin' big, fat lies
Honkey Cat and Rocket Man make fire in the sky
Circle-jerky, herky-jerky, narcissistic guys
Ego feeding, ego eating, suck each other's cocks already
Well, patty-cake, oh patty-cake, a Rocket Man
Shoot those rockets just as far as you can
And if those rockets ever span Japan
We will reign down fire and fury like the world has never seen before
Circle-jerky, fascist turkeys, circle-jerky, fascist turkeys
HONKEY, HONKEY CAT
Circle-jerky, fascist turkeys, circle-jerky, fascist turkeys
HONKEY, HONKEY CAT
Circle-jerky, FASCIST TURKEYS
Hey there, big boy, what is this I see
Is that a rocket in your pocket, you just happy to see me
Speaking quit frankly, there's nothing more sexy
Than a tiny-handed vulgarian jerkin' off on television
Circle-jerky, fascist turkeys, circle-jerky, fascist turkeys
HONKEY, HONKEY CAT
Circle-jerky, fascist turkeys, circle-jerky, fascist turkeys
HONKEY, HONKEY CAT
Circle-jerky, fascist turkeys, circle-jerky, fascist turkeys
HONKEY, HONKEY CAT
Circle-jerky, fascist turkeys, circle-jerky, FASCIST TURKEYS