Sometimes I hang out with my friends and we drink a lot
Sometimes, when I get drunk, I scream. I like to scream a lot
One time I got drunk and fell off the Congress Theater on Valentines' Day
Another time I got drunk and lit myself on fire at Mary's Place for no good reason
Help Me Hurt Me, Help Me To Hurt Me
Help Me Hurt Me, Help Me To Hurt Me
I used to be such a nice, quiet little boy... I did
Lately I get so lonely, so lonely on Sundays
When I was a boy, my parents did not find it necessary to supervise me
Maybe that's why I dropped the blow dryer in the bathtub when I was 4 years old... bathtub
Help Me Hurt Me, Help Me To Hurt Me
Help Me Hurt Me, Help Me To Hurt Me
Help Me Hurt Me, Help Me To Hurt Me
Help Me Hurt Me, Help Me To Hurt Me
Hmmm, what's this here, a whole bottle of whiskey?
I think I'll help myself and just drink the whole thing... whole thing
Hmmm, who is this, who is this girl I'm kissing?
I don't believe I've ever been in this room before... no
Help Me Hurt Me, Help Me To Hurt Me
Help Me Hurt Me, Help Me To Hurt Me
Help Me Hurt Me, Help Me To Hurt Me
Help Me Hurt Me, Help Me To Hurt Me