See, I am not a very good person
No I'm not, no I'm not, no I'm not
Well I, I saw a tangerine
Just a layin' there in the snow
Well the snow so white and so clean
But that, that tiny orange it was froze
And I'm, I'm lonely and I'm stoned
And I've, I've got nowhere to be
So, so I'm trudging through the snow
To put a boot to tangerine
Screamin' no, NO, NO
No, you'll never have me, NO
Screamin' no, NO, NO
You will never have me
Oh, you Ape Men
Oooh, ooh, you Ape Men
Uh huh, you Ape Men
Oooh, ooh, you Ape Men
You see, I'm not a very good person
No I'm not, no I'm not, no I'm not
Well I, I counted nineteen geese
Just a, layin' down by the river
So a, tranquil and at peace
Though, oh, occasionally they would shiver
And I'm, I'm angry and I am high
And I, whooo, start to runnin'
At a, a nineteen geese that fly
As a far as they can from me
Screamin' no, NO, NO
You'll never have me, NO
Screamin' no, NO, NO
That you'll never have me
Oh, you Ape Men
Oooh, ooh, you Ape Men
Uh huh, you Ape Men
Oooh, ooh, you Ape Men
See, I am not a very good person
No I'm not, no I'm not, no I'm not