Come one, come all!
Mr. Scatterbones wants you to take a spin on his topsy turvy hurly twirly carousel!
Step right on up, it doesn't bite!
You, yes, you, are being offered the ride of a lifetime!
(Mr. Scatterbones Incorporated is not responsible for any deaths that take place on his carousel.
That would be entirely your fault. Take it from me, do not fall for it.)
It tickles your bones and calls itself home!
You haven't lived until you've taken a ride on Mr. Scatterbones' Carousel!
For the love of god just get on!!!
You won't regret it! If you don't ride my carousel, you may not wake up tomorrow!
You'll likely regret that
In any case, get on the ride!
I'm about to die and the only way you can save me
Is by getting on the ride! Please!!!
Quickly!!!!
Dear god I don't wanna die!!!!