Punywump - Renaissance Fair Lyrics

Take me take me take me to the renaissance fair
Is that fair? Is that fair?
Take me take me take me to the renaissance fair
Let's go there. Let's go there

We can take your SUV
And we can look at the nerds
And we can share a turkey leg
What a delicious bird

Take me take me take me to the grocery store
Around four? Can we aim for four?
Race me race me race me in your shopping cart
OK on your marks, tell me when to start

And I will juggle the limes
And we will look at the fish
And forget for a moment
That life's a bitch

Take me take me take me to your local church
Does that work? Can you make that work?
Take me take me take me to the back of the pews
In your sunday shoes, the ones you never use

And we will sit there and listen
And I will think about you
And some guy's gonna tell us what god wants us to do
But that's allright cause

I just want to stare at your face uninterrupted
And I just want to know you better
I don't want your love, but I need your affection
And I need someone here with me tonight
Oh oh oh
I know it's not a date
But hey it's getting kind of late
Are we gonna hit this grocery store or what?

Get me get me get me get me out of bed
Get me out of my head, and into yours instead
Take me take me take me to the renaissance fair
Take me anywhere. Take me anywhere