Pulp - P. T. A. Lyrics

I know I'm getting on / and you're so very young /
But would you like to stay / until next
Saturday / or sunday? / I'll give you your own room
/ it's next door to my room / and some
Time in the night / well, maybe I just might / oh take
Your clothes off won't you please?
/ you don't have to talk to me / just leave the light
On so I can see / you've got
Everything I need / oh yeah / you know I can't forget
/ that special night we met / at the
Local p.t.a. / when your mother came to say / that
You'd been taking days off school / i
Turned and looked at you, I said / 'yes,
I understand / I'm gonna take this girl in
Hand.' / oh take your clothes off,
One two three / no you don't have to talk to me /
Just leave the light on so I can see / you've got everything
You need / oh yeah / 'cause
I've never had a woman before / I was too scared to
Touch the girls in the poly / and i
Don't know what it's like to be young / 'cause all
My life I've been knocking on forty /

Oh yeah / oh yeah / oh yeah / oh yeah / [jarvis:] so
If I / put my hand / on your bosom...
/ [candida:] yeah? / [jarvis:] .
..would that / give you an orgasm? / no that's not right /
But, but if we / if we kissed with tongues / [candida:]
[giggles] / [jarvis:] won't that /
Wouldn't that make / wouldn't that make you come?
/ oh take your clothes off won't you
Please? / no you don't have to talk to me / just leave
The light on so I can see / you've
Got everything I need / oh oh oh / just one touch was
All it took / no you can't learn it
From a book / let's go upstairs and have a / look /
Oh you've got everything I need / oh
Yeah / oh yeah, oh yeah / oh yeah, oh yeah / oh yeah / hit me.