What a life we all live
Sunday sports, just a pillar of society
F1, snooker, football
Cure your hangover by any means necessary
Do things that might be bad for you
Another pint, paracetamol, adderall
What a life, what a life!
What a life, what a life!
What a life, what a life!
What a life!
Half way through an important task
Emergency trip to the loo
I know I cut you off but I promise I'm not trying to be rude
Been sick 4 times now
I need to try and stop the shakes
Another pint, paracetamol, heroine for your headache
What a life, what a life!
What a life, what a life!
What a life, what a life!
What a life!
Downstairs now buttering my toast
Can't quite make out the telly
Sit down, eat it, stand up to quick
Now my legs are made of jelly
I'll do anything to make it through today
Another pint, paracetamol, calpol
What a life, what a life!
What a life, what a life!
What a life, what a life!
What a life!
F*ck it, I'll just go back to bed
Yeah I feel well sick
What a life...