In my view, and the view of my music theorist father who went to music school
There are three elements to music
There is harmony, there is melody, and there is rhythm
And rap only fulfills one of these, the rhythm section
There's not a lot of melody, and there's not a lot of harmony
And thus, it is basically, effectively, spoken rhythm
And so it's not actually a form of music
It's a form of rhythmic speaking
And thus, and so beyond the subjectivity of me just
Not enjoying rap all that much, what I've said before
It's not music
So tell me why I'm wrong
5 AM f*cking, 6 PM drinking down at 20
A 20 of Twea, down a dozen pull up a gun like cock cousin
I f*ck your son in a prison, no repercussions
Sip a pussy, f*ck your mommy, MC DCKY, you a pussy
Don't I shun, but you're a furry
Eat you like a cookie, then I hit the gritty
Boogie woogie, my diss is icy, not messy
You're my pokey wookie
Smoke your joint, I'll smoke your ass
Smoke my ass, let me smoke my hash
There's no way to thank God, but my smoking a joint
I slice your meat, like Van Gogh
Man, I'm going to shoot you at some point blank,
Nate the ass, I'm going to f*ck your pussy wookie
Beat you up, play some balls, you're going to gobble them up
Make me float, like Niagara Falls
And guess what, little bitch, going to do next up
Yeah
You mentioned rap, so now we have to talk about it
So the elephant in the room is that I have tweeted many times about how much I hate rap
So my view of this is shaped by the fact
That I have the cultural profile of a vaudevillian
Meaning that if I drank alcohol, it would be brandy from a snifter
I've played classical violin since I was five years old
I own a nice violin
My dad is a professional pianist
We play Brahms together, because I do not like black people
Lix me like a mini-moi, stealing my lingo, sucking my dingo
Five foot one, can't hold a gun
Your sister's sucked on me, drown in your twisted tea
Stray bullet to your dick
Lose a half of your inch, inch your of half a loose
Dick your two bullets stray
Because of you, now I'm gay
Still drinking, aka hustling, LIL BITCH
More like penis cock
Smoking your ass, poisoning your ash, robbing your cash, working door dash
Drank my cans in a flash, rum smashed, speed max, car crashed, untaxed
Wrapped my car round a bar, visited then written bars
LIL B and DCKY, you f*cking retards
Get the f*ck away from the f*cking highway
You know it's Monday, and I'm out there speeding midday trying to get your f*cking stupid ass to Casket Bay
We just did a video tonight of a terrifying crash that sent a car flying
It happened Saturday in Eau Claire
In the slowdown recording, you could see the car cross a grass median and slam into another car that was waiting at a stoplight
Both cars flipped into a parking lot
Police say that the driver was drunk at 9:30 in the morning
Somehow, no one was seriously hurt