Post Malone - Love/Hate Letter to Alcohol Lyrics

I woke up on the ground
I guess I should've kept that shit to myself
Turns out I'm pretty good at runnin' my mouth
But not good enough (not good enough)
You know when I go in, it's lights out
I couldn't hear a thing 'cause the song was too loud
Last night I had thirty-two teeth in my mouth
Some went away
Why'd you have to go and f*ckin' ruin my day?

You're the reason why I got my ass kicked
But you're the only way to drown my sadness
This is my love-hate letter out to alcohol
You're the reason why I got my ass kicked

I was laid out flat like a centerfold
Jakey and his partner drove me home
Lookin' in the mirror, something's wrong
Let me get my dentist on the phone
Found my keys and I went back out
Someone asked me how it all went down
I remember like it's yesterday
I took a shot, took a shot, took a shot, took another shot
Fell right out my f*ckin' chair, swingin' for his eye
Then a big chrome ring flew in from the side
I thought I died
Why'd you have to go and f*ckin' ruin my night?

You're the reason why I got my ass kicked
But you're the only way to drown my sadness
This is my love-hate letter out to alcohol
You're the reason why I got my ass kicked