For someone who always gives in to temptation
He's never had much of a sweet tooth
Cause he likes his treats dark and bitter just like him
His favourite is Dark Chilli Chocolate
Cause it has the fire he's been missing
If he baked a cake
He wouldn't add sugar, or flour
Only things that are sour
However, I'm sure he'd add pistachios and almonds and macadamias
To compliment his male mania
But his favourite will always be Dark Chilli Chocolate
Cause it has the fire he's been missing
I don't know whether to feel sorry for him
Or to think it's just what he deserves
That he'll never again
Have my momma for desert