Point Radar - Performance Evaluation Lyrics

I passed the test, now I'm okay!
I'm glad to make a change today
I know that I can make a difference
Cause i got me a new degree
And plus my job is waiting for me
I trust a job will make me happy
Because our work is our family
Here at corporate, easy as one, two, three
Here at our office, we do things a little different
We don't lie to them, we help them make decisions
Find new topics
Keep em entertained
While they're reading off
Their credit card
We copy down the lines
Make them want to sign away their life
As you tell them scripted lies
That we got way down the line
Now drop the call and mark them off
You're wasting time for other calls
Don't screw up what we have worked on these years
I'm paying you for what you do
Every second's balance due
Pay for what you wasted of my time
No sales, no core-driven commission
No way I applied for this position
No taste of any ambition
But hard work should soon pay off
Well dream on, you make a great escape
Too bad no chance to buy real estate
Don't complain, you made your own mistake
Your degree is worth nothing
College is a scam
Find new topics
Keep em entertained
While they're reading off
Their credit card
We copy down the lines
Make them want to sign away their life
As you tell them scripted lies
That we got way down the line
Grab a pen!
Cross em off!