I've got two friends
Jenny is a nurse
And Susan is an exotic dancer
Jenny goes out once a month
And Susan's never in
Jenny lives on Nescafe
And Susan lives on gin
Two friends are better than one
And one friend is better then one
I've got two friends
Johnny's into junk
And Simon is insurance crazy
Simon's saving for the bad times
While Johnny just takes what he needs
Simon lives in N15
And John in LE3
There are so many people in my head I don't know which is me
Two friends are better than one
And one friend is better than one