This motherf*ckin' song brought to you by Patchwork Quilt Productions-
No matter what the motherf*ckin' problem is, we're gonna patch it together to bring you a tune
It's something you need to know
It's something you got to hear
It is something that must be repeated over and over again
People, I need you to listen
One day, Big Poppa ran out of his beer!
Oh man, one day Big Poppa ran out of his beer
You know where that sent him?
Sent him into the House of Mirrors
Had to look at himself, over and over-
Which one is the real one, which one is the fake one?
I looked at this mirror over here-what did I see?
I saw a good-lookin' smooth individual, looked a lot like me
He said "Man, you can do without another beer!"
And I said "Yeah, maybe that's me...
I like the look of that guy over there, that guy is definitely me!"
Of course, I got nervous and had my doubts
And I looked over to another mirror and I saw something else that intrigued me too
It was another good-lookin' motherf*cker like myself
Lookin' at me with that certain kind of a smile and sellin' it all and sayin'
"Baby doll, it's pretty cool-you should get yourself another beer right now by all means possible!"
That guy is definitely me!