Bad Robot Video (MV)

Oh yeah
I see the whole world in your eye
The galaxy in your smile
The universe in your gentle, little way
Tonight baby, tonight
We make love

Bad Robot, you know that I love you true
Bad Robot, in spite of the things you do
Oh, Robot, I can't understand
Why you bit off the head of that man

If you hadn't had a faulty chip, a bad microchip you would
Not have felt compelled to murder all those silly people that you did
And yeah, you didn't just kill 'em, oh no!
You taunted them, and abused them

And that's when I told him,
'Yeah, I love you, but I've got to kill your worthless hide!'
You naughty robot
You bad robot
Oh, you bad robot, you!

(Goddamn, Robot. Mmm, you f*cked up this time.
Get your ass back in the house, 'cause it's time for your punishment.
Open up the punishment box and pick any one of the nine items there.
The noose, the painstick, the lightning rod, it's your call.
When you act crazy, you get the crazy treatment.
Bend over and take the love I have to give you right now.
Electrostatic grenade launcher up your ass...
When you f*ck up, you f*ck up!)

And that's when I told him,
'Yeah, I love you, but I've got to kill your worthless hide.'
You naughty Robot!
I wish I didn't think you were so damn cute.
Oh you bad robot you!
(Talk to daddy...)

Now I've got a little plaque
A little momento of that
Bad Robot day
It's from the mayor and signed by the President
They really appreciated the way...

(I killed the Robot) I stopped the Robot
(He was too slow-bot) I killed the Robot
(Now he ain't no-bot) I beat the Robot at its own damn game...
(If you know what I mean...)

You f*cking stupid robot, what the hell are you thinking?
(I bought him like a tiny trinket and he's gotta obey daddy)
I don't want to be friends with a psychotic, assinine robot
('Cause if he don't, he's got to go-right back in the box)
No one loves you, you marauding robot.
(Climb under the sheets, robot)
Oh, you bad robot!
(It's time!)