Pkew Pkew Pkew - Adult Party Lyrics

Nobody shakes hands anymore
It's all hugging
I don't make much but I still make something
I bought you guys a bottle of wine
But it's not the costs-more-than-six-dollars kind

Don't thank me for those twelve beers 'cause they're mine
I'll be nice and not say what I think
And I hope no one notices how much I drink at the

Adult party
Eight to twelve-thirty
Split a six pack and get to bed early
"It's nice to see you"
That's all I said
There's a coat pile on the bed and there's three dips in the spread

When I say these people ain't my kind
I'm drinking more than everyone here combined
I lose on purpose every time we play
'Cause I love the penalties in your drinking games

Maybe that's a problem
But, hey, I'm fine
I'll be nice and not say what I think
And I'm starting to care less if they see what I drink at the

Adult party
Eight to twelve-thirty
Split a six-pack and get to bed early
"It's nice to see you"
That's all I said
Looked you dead in the eyes with a snap-brim on your head
And I stopped thinking
And then I said

"Rich kids, go f*ck yourselves"
If there's some in the audience
Go somewhere else
Rich kids
Go f*ck yourselves

Rich kids
Go f*ck yourselves
If there's some in the audience
Go somewhere else
Rich kids
Go f*ck yourselves

Facebook invite to your condo
Lots confirm but many don't show
You f*cking young professionals
Your dad still pays your phone bills

Davisville
Business cajsz
Gastropubs and recent grads
I don't know what the f*ck the point is
I'm better off just staying in
I'll be nice and not say what I think
And I don't give a shit if they see what I drink at the

Adult party
Eight to twelve-thirty
Split a six-pack and get to bed early
It's nice to see you
But right as I left
Spilled the rest of my beer on the coat pile on the bed

Nobody shakes hands anymore
It's all hugging