Hate going on dates
Hate making plans
Always cancel if I can
I'll cancel once
I'll cancel twice
Then I'll feel bad so I'll go
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
They tell me dating should be fun
Then why don't you go do it
Oh you did it
You met the love of your life
Cool
I'm really happy for you
But I hate going on dates
They're usually bad
And that makes me feel bad
I feel bad I feel bad
Shouldn't feel shouldn't feel shouldn't feel bad
Bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad
Hate going on dates
Can we skip to the part where we like each other
Can we skip to the part where we know where we stand
Can we skip to the part where we're comfortable being our gross selves
Can we skip to the part
Can we skip
Can we f*cking skip this shit
Can we skip to the part
Can we skip
Can we f*cking skip this shit
They tell me dating should be fun
But that makes no sense
Because the whole goal of dating
Is so you never have to do it again
Oh I feel bad I feel bad
Shouldn't feel shouldn't feel shouldn't feel bad
Bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad
Hate going on dates
They're usually bad
Bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad
Bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad
Please ask me out