PJ Fine - A List of Things Men Have Said to Me Lyrics

You're colorful and bitter
I like you the way you are
You're a bitch
You're sturdy and cool
You've got masculine energy
I don't like that you're funnier than me
This is a list of things men have said to me
No one will ever love you
I love you so much baby
You're beautiful you're amazing
You're the scariest person I know
Get in the f*cking car
I hope you know you're going to die here tonight
You're a light in my life
This is a list of things men have said
Or whispered or shouted or texted to me
There's nothing I'd rather do than f*ck you
You're fat and you're ugly
You're so f*cking hot it's crazy
How did I get so lucky
Should you really be eating that cookie
Stop acting crazy
I don't want you to hate me
Stop acting crazy
I don't want you to hate me
Stop acting crazy
I don't want you to hate me
Stop
This is a list of things men have said
In the street or a bar or a bed to me
But there's still plenty of time though
If you'd like to add to the list let me know