Pistol - Old Friends Lyrics

I was chillin with this chick i used to f*ck, mary anderson
Outside the church yellin f*ck mary and her son
Huh. fans be like man you're dumb
Come thru with no-brains, the black pink panther, young!
Skarekrow on the fence, they need to free my ninja
They'll probably give him the chair, like GDP/Karinja
Now these freaks on tinder treat me like some emo singer
F*ck this goofy bass groupie, leave my ego injured (yup!)
Won't the real pistol please stand up
Shows suck, feel like i'm doing pistol pete standup
Soundcloud feed look like a space jesus fan club
Plus all the girls i've loved before that tried to break my band up
Like yeah, shorty don't care, she a snake too
F*ckin all them wiggers from that skate crew that hate you
Posse cut, whole f*ckin squad hop up on it
Good luck with that, I hope yall got what yall wanted
Then mary got married, i'm sorry for your loss
I was there in spirit lookin gnarly on the cross
Courtyard by marriott, party with the boss
While we tryin to make this video that's hardly worth the cost
In the long run, songs done at a faster pace
Last year was great, but has a nasty toast aftertaste
Past his date, you better measure me for casket drapes
I hate kids so much i don't even wanna masturbate
Cats are gettin cassius clayed. i gotta eat too
And i don't give a f*ck abot you or your weak crew
Dudes a finna do a interview, then they meet you
And won't shut the f*ck up bout they brunch with RJD2
That's 99 white girl problems. i solved em
Checked out some books while my cell mate dissolvin'
Suboxone, fruit punch juice box on the top bunk
Leave them flipflops when you dip ak, i'll rocks em
99 white girl problems, yo i solves em
Crews bite like blanca, spit flames like dhalsim
Hip-hop's my hobby, i'm prolly still in your top ten
Prolly still get more action than bronson
Prolly still can't go back to wisconsin
Prolly still banned from the howard johnson
New brunswick prolly still got a warrant
Prolly will just ignore it
I own nothing to forfeit