Sal sounds okay to me
She likes her carry oh key
She'll sing her heart out for free
You'll just love her for it
On your average college nite
She'll be up there
Up in the spotlite
Make you feel all right
You'll just love her for it
She's a stuck-up f*cked-up sensi-smoking material girl
She says she ''hitched in an eighteen-wheeler
With a spiritually powerful cocaine dealer
He got a gap in his teeth
You watch him put a biro through it''
She won't incorporate me
She likes her karaoke
She'll sing her heart put for free
And I loved her I love her I love her
She's a stuck-up f*cked-up, sensi-smoking material girl
Singing ''She's a f*cked-up, stuck-up, sensi-smoking material girl''!