Petter Rylén - Christmas Petter Lyrics

Mum, this one is for you
Petter is trying to get eh cheap points
Petter is trying to get eh cheap points
(I know you're doing the best you can)
Petter is trying to get eh cheap points
Petter is trying to get eh cheap points
Petter is trying to get eh cheap points
Petter is trying to get eh cheap points
I'm gonna steal Ransby's A seven iV
And divorce the devil
Take a rocket to mars
I'll pee on Gourlie
So he'll be like yellow snow
He's be like a hummer
I wanna play snow wars with China
Who f*cking cares about summer holidays
I'll go to Japan
At three am
(ukulele solo)
Santa is super sex god
Yksi kaksi kolne
(Oh my string broke)
Yksi kaksi kolne
Yksi kaksi kolne
Yksi kaksi kolne
I'm gonna steal Ransby's A seven iV
And divorce the devil
Take a rocket to mars
(one two three four five)
I'll pee on Gourlie
He'll be like the yellow snow
He'll be a hummer
Hummer
Huh
One two three four five
One two three four five
One two three four five
One two three four five six seven
One two three four five six seven
One two three four five six seven
One two three four five six seven
One two three four five six seven
One two three four five six seven
One two three four five six seven
Please give me a Playstation three
Nine
Please give me a Playstation three
Nine
Please give me a Playstation three
Eight nine
Please give me a Playstation three
Other wise I will kill you nine in your sleep
I'm so tired of your ho ho ho ho ho ho
When are you gonna stop the snow
I hate your f*cking snow
I need to steal Ransby's A seven iV
And divorce the devil
Then I take a rocket to mars
Pee on Gourlie
So he'll be the yellow snow for f*ck sake
He'll be like a hummer
Wuuhhh
I wanna play snow wars with China
Who f*cking cares about summer holidays
I'll go to Japan
At three am
And Santa he's a super sex god
Yksi kaksi kolne
Yksi kaksi kolne
I can't count to eleven in Finish
But I can count to three
Yksi kaksi kolne
Yksi kaksi kolne
Yksi kaksi
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Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
It's christmas
It's christmas
It's christmas oh yeah
Christmas ho yeah
(change flute)
Ho ho
It's ho ho
It's ho ho yeah
Ho ho it's christmas yeah
Christmas christmas time
Wuh wuh wuh
Petter is trying to get eh cheap points