Hey last weekend I saw you cry
'Cause your uncle Johnny died
You were all dressed up in black
'Cause Uncle Johnny had a heart attack
But don't you worry it's not over yet
Uncle Johnny will stay by your side
He always had great tricks to show
Here's the best one that he knows
Family came out on a Saturday
Paid respects at Johnny's grave
But all that time little did you know
Johnny watched from a window
You felt hair standing on your neck
Tried to play it cool but knew something's wrong
Saw a shadow in the corner of your eye
Yea that shadow kept you up all night
Johnny came back as a poltergeist
Now he follows you home at night
Likes to flicker lights a lot
Scares the shit out of your dog
Mom tried to send you to a therapist
Johnny found out and Johnny got pissed
Shrink said you're fine and she sent you home
You woke to Johnny in your window
Now Johnny goes everywhere you go
Favorite uncle never leaves your side
He's always there when you go on dates
He's there first if you show up late
Now you know it's not over yet
Uncle Johnny will stay by your side
You always liked the tricks he showed
Guess you'll see where this one goes