Perfectly Adequate Whales - Ripstick Fever Lyrics

Swivel down West Cliff, right by the ocean
Ripstick is my prime choice of locomotion
Going so fast, the world going by me
I'll kickflip my ripstick and make you say "blimey"
Check me out, I'm the f*cking bee's knees
Do weird shit on my ripstick, give you the heebie jeebies
How does the swag come to me so easy?
I breathe in the sea breeze and ponder deeply
I live in a kingdom, ripstick is my chalice
Ripstick wonderland, you know my name is Alice
Hoes turn heads when I roll by with that balance
Bitch, can you darkslide? You're grinding on my phallus
F*ck your transportation
Ripsticks need no explanation
I cruise two wheels to every destination
Official vehicle for this whale nation

Wake up in the morning with that Ripstick Fever
Should I take the Lambo or the Rari? Naw, neither
Two wheels on the ground as I cruise around town
I got Ripstick Fever
Swivel down the bike lane, helmet on tight
Like the pussy of a bitch that I f*cked last night
Shades on my face and I'm smoking on the reefer
I got Ripstick Fever

Wiggle wiggle, make that ass jiggle
This jingle makes my Miis mingle
My dickhole tingles, enemies are near
But never fear, Immortal Orca Whale's here
Smack 'em in the face with the ripstick
Hop on the board, do a darkslide followed by a kick flip
When a bitch gets off of this dick
They tell me it feels like they're taking a really, really big shit
Immortal's the name, ripstick's my game
Eat my own shit 'cause I'm f*cking insane
Pop open a Martinelli's and make it rain
Ripsticking my way to whale rapper fame
I'm ripsticking my way to whale rapper fame
I got Ripstick Fever (Uh, hit 'it one more time)

Wake up in the morning with that Ripstick Fever
Should I take the Lambo or the Rari? Naw, neither
Two wheels on the ground as I cruise around town
I got Ripstick Fever
Swivel down the bike lane, helmet on tight
Like the pussy of a bitch that I f*cked last night
Shades on my face and I'm smoking on the reefer
I got Ripstick Fever
I got that Ripstick Fever

I have a long career in smashing that puss
But with no transportation, I won't have a mistress
I wanna roll down the ave', looking hella sus
I don't ride waveboards, I ain't a f*cking platypus
When I hop on a ripstick, can't hold back the business cards
Now I'm head of investments over at Vanguard
Back-smashing babes like Neil Young smashes guitars
Catch me wigglin' my stick in my backyard

Wake up in the morning with that Ripstick Fever
Should I take the Lambo or the Rari? Naw neither
Two wheels on the ground as I cruise around town
I got Ripstick Fever
Swivel down the bike lane, helmet on tight
Like the pussy of a bitch that I f*cked last night
Shades on my face and I'm smoking on the reefer
I got Ripstick Fever