Hotdogs have made me blind
(Hotdog dark!)
Serving my hotdog time
(Hotdog narc!)
Blood in the hotdog water
(Hotdog shark!)
You think hotdogs grow on trees?
(Hotdog bark?)
Everything I see is hotdogs
(Hotdog mind!)
I can't stand up against all of these hotdogs
(Hotdog spine!)
I make a hotdog then I have to make another
(Hotdog line!)
How would you like it if I made a hotdog of your mother?
(I'll do it!)
Someday I'll be out of this mess
Someday I'll be in a hotdog dress
Someday I'll have my hotdog rest
(Here you go!)
I can see it just over the hotdog crest
Hotdogs won't leave my brain
Hotdogs forever stain
Hotdog Hotdog Hotdog
I should really see a hotdog therapist
Hotdogs make me insane!
Hotdogs don't taste the same!
I had a dream the other night I was a hotdog!
And when I woke up I thought I was a hotdog!
HOTDOG SOLO!
Everything I feel is hotdogs
(Hotdog sense!)
I can smell a hotdog from 3 states away
(Hotdog scents!)
I pledge allegiance to the United States of Hotdog!
(ХОТДОГ РОДИНА!)
If I ever get fired I have a plan B
(Work at a hotdog stand!)
"I DON'T EVEN LIKE HOTDOGS!"
Someday I'll be out of this mess
Someday I'll be in a hotdog dress
Someday I'll have my hotdog rest
(Alright, here...)
I can see it just over the hotdog crest
Someday I'll be out of this mess
(Don't do that with the ketchup bottle!)
Someday I'll be in a hotdog dress
(Ma'am, can you please watch your child?)
Someday I'll have my hotdog rest
(I love bi-weekly pay!)
I can see it just over the hotdog crest