Penguins Never Jump - Poor Piggy Sue Lyrics

I never liked mice
Didn't have to think twice
'Cuz there really was a click
Between me and my guinea pig
Me and my guinea pig
I can never get enough
An overdose of love
Rescued from the zoo
I named her Piggy Sue
I named her Piggy Sue
Roses are red
Violets are blue
She is my head
Oh, my dear Piggy Sue
And without further ado
I went to Crackhead Avenue
To take her home
I cannot see her eyes
But her fur is very nice
I use it as a wig
I brush my guinea pig
I brush my guinea pig
A romance from the start
We will never part
She's got a lot of hair
And everything we share
And everything we share
Roses are red
Violets are blue
She is my head
Oh, my dear Piggy Sue
And without further ado
I went to Crackhead Avenue
To take her home
We walked through the park
'Til it became dark
Drove home from the diner
With an urge to get behind her
An urge to get behind her
A romance from the start
But now she is apart
My house is full of hair
Her pieces everywhere
Her pieces everywhere
The carpet is red
I'm feeling blue
No sign of the cat
Oh, my poor Piggy Sue
The carpet is red
I'm feeling blue
No sign of the cat
Oh, my poor Piggy Sue