I'd never leave her for another
As sure as the stars in the sky
And besides the fact
That she's my children's mother
When I knocked her up
I made that girl my wife
Beauty beyond explanation
Wouldn't trade her for diamonds or pearls
Until I met her mother
Hot damn ain't she a stunner
And I know that it's sad
But I'd rather be her dad (Step dad)
Cause I've got a thing for my mother in law
Not another situation
So strange to recall
I got a problem that I need to solve
Cause I think I've got a thing for my mother in law
Save me oh lord from this temptation
Deliver the lust from my eyes
You know I would not hesitate
To ask her mom out on a date
Cuz that body types
My Kryptonite
I've got a thing for my mother in law
Never thought this kinda thing
Existed at all
I've got a problem that I need to solve
Cause I think I've got a thing
I've got a thing for my mother in law
Never thought this kinda thing
Existed at all
I've got a problem that I need to solve
Cause I think I've got a thing
Pretty sure I've got a thing
Guaranteed I've got a thing
For my mother in law