Let's go back to my house
It's a mess but the sheets are clean
Call dibs, I'm the first to pass out
Seven deep in the Calais Keys
Spin the bottle, plug in the Christmas lights
Do a day in the life
It's not a holiday
But it's time to celebrate
Yeah
It's not Christmas
It's not my birthday
Why need a reason?
I'm a bad bitch, do this everyday
Why wait for New Years?
Break out confetti
Don't need a reason
I'm a bad bitch, do this everyday
Let's go back to my room
Put some soap in a Jacuzzi
Twister, left hand, blue
Karaoke and all off key
Life is fun when I think I've peed my pants
Take them off 'cause I can
It's not a holiday
But it's time to celebrate
Yeah
It's not Christmas
It's not my birthday
Why need a reason?
I'm a bad bitch, do this everyday
Why wait for New Years?
Break out confetti
Don't need a reason
I'm a bad bitch, do this everyday
Oh-oh, ah-ah
Oh-oh, ah-ah
Oh-oh, ah-ah
Watch a bad bitch do that
Say, oh-oh, ah-ah
Oh-oh, ah-ah
Oh-oh, ah-ah
Watch a bad bitch do that
Hey
Oh-oh, ah-ah
Oh-oh, ah-ah
Oh-oh, ah-ah
Back at my house
It's not Christmas
It's not my birthday (no)
Why need a reason?
I'm a bad bitch, do this everyday
Why wait for New Years?
Break out confetti
Don't need a reason
I'm a bad bitch, do this everyday
It's not Halloween
It's not Passover
It's not Martin Luther King day
I'm a bad bitch, do this everyday
It's not Hanukkah
It's not National Dog Day
But I f*cking love dogs
I'm a bad bitch, do this everyday