Pee - Secret Naked Life Lyrics

Mom?
Dad?
I went to my parents house the other to get something
And I saw their cars in the driveway
Surely they both must be home
Surely they won't mind if I come in
Boy was I wrong
I knocked at the door for courtesy's sake
Then I let myself in, what a mistake
I heard someone down in the basement and I thought I'd better check it out
I went downstairs all sneaky-like and you'll never believe what I saw
There was my naked with a screwdriver trying to pry something open
Naked
Ding dong swinging in the wind
Maybe he does as a hobby
I don't know
Maybe he does this all the time
I don't know
Maybe my Dad's got a secret naked life
My Dad's got a secret naked life
I expected him to grab a wrench or something to cover himself up
He was so casual and let it swing and smack his leg
Oh your a wise one
Oh your so cool
Now I thought that might be the last time my Dad would do something
Like that in front of me
But then one time I went over there
Same kinda thing happened
I knocked on the door, didn't think anyone was there, came right in and found my Dad
Sitting on the couch wearing nothing but his birthday suit watching Spring
Then I knew for for sure
I found him out
My Dad's got a secret naked life
I don't think my Brother knows
I don't think my Mom knows
I think my Dad keeps it to himself all the time
My Dad's got a secret naked life