I knew you loved my vagina from the start
I just hope you'd swirl for me
I would spend all day just thinking about the past
When you said you needed to pee
You gave it your best shot but you just missed the bowl
And you pissed all over me
Then we scissored each other all over the toilet floor
And then I started to scream
And it went
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
And then I started to scream
I said I wouldn't be lesbian for a while
Still I couldn't help but swirl
So then I went to the dildo store
And bought a giant twirl
And then it went
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I knew we were gonna f*ck
This is gonna suck
This is gonna suck
Give it all we got
But your such a thot
This is gonna suck
This is gonna suck
Beware of lesbian sex
Lesbian sex
Sex
Told me you were very straight
Thought that I could be the exception
It was to much to ask of you
But I didn't learn my lesson
I'm bracing for impact
Leave my vagina with tic tacs
I wish we never scissored each other
New sex positions with no expedition
I might aswell have sex with your mother
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhhh
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
I knew we were gonna f*ck
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I knew we were gonna f*ck
This is gonna suck
This is gonna suck
Give it all we got
But your such a thot
This is gonna suck
This is gonna suck
Give it all we got
But your such a thot
This is gonna suck
This is gonna suck
Give it all we got
But your such a thot
This is gonna suck
This is gonna suck
Beware of lesbian sex it's really good
Lesbian sex
Lesbian sex
Lesbian sex is amazing
Make a mess
Make a mess
Make a mess who gives a shit
No one cares
No one cares
No one cares just go crazy
Maybe I
Maybe I
Maybe l like to f*ck sometimes