Who are you going to call first
You'll see
Shh quiet it's ringing
Good evening House of Hum
Yeah I'll take combo number five for delivery to Marvin Street
Mr. Sheaves is going to be pissed
Home alone after school
Ideal time to be a fool
Yellow pages in our hands
To hatch a devilish plan
While looking out for our mom
We'd ring up the House of Hum
Taxi cabs and pizza shops
We just couldn't stop
We peaked out the window
While waiting for the show
Then the cars started to appear
From calls we engineered
Watching safely from inside
Laughing so hard that we cried
At the take outs from all around
And the bottle exchange downtown
The neighbors opened the door
Saw three or four cabs maybe more
This was the price they'd pay
Before call display
The drivers talked to one other
The prank they would soon discover
We, the culprits were unknown
Long before the iPhone
Woodside Pizza
Yeah, I'd like an extra-large pepperoni
Delivery
We would continue to spy
From the corner of our eye
And while we were binging on Pringles
Cabbies chatted and they mingled
A cabbie reached into his pocket
Bought a pizza from the street market
Turned lemons to lemonade
They rose above the fray
Hey look, Mr. Sheaves is answering the door
The neighbors opened the door
(I didn't order a pizza)
Saw three or four cabs maybe more
This was the price they'd pay
Before call display
The drivers talked to each other
The prank they would discover
We, the culprits were unknown
Long before the iPhone
But Mom came home early after work
From her job as a tax clerk
Asked us about the kerfuffle
And why the curtains were ruffled
Then she says: I don't have any proof
But you boys are acting aloof
Go over and apologize
Or get grounded as your prize
Is Mr. Sheaves still staring over here
Yeah
Oh boy
The neighbors opened the door
Saw three or four cabs maybe more
This was the price they'd pay
Before call display
The drivers talked to one another
The prank they would soon discover
We, the culprits were unknown
Long before the iPhone
Before the iPhone
Before the iPhone
We, the culprits were unknown
Long before the iPhone
This was the price they'd pay
Before call display
Before call display
Before call display
This was the price they'd pay
Before call display
Before call display
Before call display
Oh yeah, we pranked before Frank
(Oh yeah)
Before Frank Rizzo
(That's right)
We pranked before Frank
(Uh-huh)
Before Frank Rizzo
(Yeah)
Yeah, I'd like to order a cab
Ah could you make it two