I've got a famous namesake
The same name as a fictional man in a widely acclaimed TV show
I've a reletively famous namesake
The same name as a character played by a handsome American actor
I've got a newfound fame now
Certain fans of the hit TV show have started adding me on Facebook
I've a reletively newfound fame now
I've been thinking of unique ways which I can use this to my benefit somehow
Message from Matilda saying: "Hey, how are ya doin'?
I'm a big fan of your acting
Are you working on a movie?"
From the moment that she sent it to the time of my reply
I was thinking of excuses not to use this to my advantage
"Who's dis?" is what I answered
"Your fan, Matilda"
I felt so famous
I acted grateful
Two months later my inbox overflows with a thousand goodbyes
It appears they killed my namesake in the finale of season 5
I felt so famous
I acted grateful
I had a taste now I'll kill for a mouthful
I run a fake celebrity facebook page now
Of a certain celebrity
Famous mainly in the 80's
His fans are gullible, none of them skeptical
They should be skeptical