Pawnschlonche - Double-yolker Slammich Lyrics

Purpose guides my pan this day
Giving rise new feast we praise

Yolk

Now to my pan it goes to sizzle
I'll salt and pepper it just the way you like it
Tell me how you want it now
I cannot wait another minute
Just choose a way to eat it
The heat is almost perfect
I can't wait another minute I'm hungry

I'm cooking mine now I'm hungry

Deep in bacon grease this yolk begins to steep
Succinct menage a trois
Salt, Pepper, Egg
All coalesce now to impress upon your senses new vistas in reality

Blessed are we now to witness this masterpiece
And, oh my god that egg contains a precious double yolker for me

(the sounds of joy one is apt to make when presented with an egg containing two yolks)

Feast now my brethren upon the entrails of Ovaria Pullum

I've taken such care now please
Don't leave a spare of my
Double-yolker slammich
Double-yolker slammich